Don't Cross Jessica Lange's Constance On American Horror Story!

"If you don't behave, you go to the bad girl closet!"

I can't wait to see what Constance will be up to next. I thought I was going to do a story about the new bitches on TV (including Phoebe Tonkin from The Secret Circle and Madeleine Stowe and Emily VanCamp from Revenge), but Jessica Lange is making them look tame in comparison. Thank God for the new bad girls. Sometimes being a bitch is all a woman has to hold onto.