Don't Cross Jessica Lange's Constance On American Horror Story!

"If you don't behave, you go to the bad girl closet!"

I can't wait to see what Constance will be up to next. I thought I was going to do a story about the new bitches on TV (including Phoebe Tonkin from The Secret Circle and Madeleine Stowe and Emily VanCamp from Revenge), but Jessica Lange is making them look tame in comparison. Thank God for the new bad girls. Sometimes being a bitch is all a woman has to hold onto.

I Need To Kick It Old School With Brenda Vacarro!

Her daughter. Her advice.

Is she going to insert it too?

Laura Gets Enlightened!

Take a peek tonight at this new show by genius Mike White on HBO.

Skin-A-Max Star Waits For Shuttle

Does anyone remember Jeff Griggs from the classic TV show Eden? I guess US Magazine is right! Soft-core porno stars are just like us.

The Beverly Hillbillies?

Brandi Glanville doesn't seem to mind when her kids pee on people's lawns. I saw a lady let her kid pee in sand next to our park bench once. That was in Europe. You're not in Europe Brandi.

Melissa McCarthy almost made me pee my pants on SNL last night!

Melissa McCarthy is hilarious!