Kim Kardashian Shops In Blond Wig!

While filming the upcoming season of Keeping Up With The Kardashians, Kim Kardashian donned a blond wig and shopped at Samuel French Bookstore in Hollywood today. Rumor has it that the wig and the Southern accent CD that she bought are for an acting role. Her brother Rob, at her side, was very kind to onlookers. Look for their new adventures in early summer.

Emily Blunt at the SAG Awards 2012

Joan Rivers: "The last time I saw a Blunt that green, it was in Miley Cyrus' mouth!"

Beverly Hills Letdown

Well, I was waiting all day to see some Taylor Armstrong on tonight's finale episode. But they only gave us 10 minutes and it was pretty mild. Kim wasn't even there. By the way, Kim, I could have told you that you weren't preggers. This isn't Teen Mom, it's Menopause Mom. Just ask Ramona from NYC!

And I didn't think that I would ever feel bad for Camille Grammar, but first Kelsey wins a Golden Globe and thanks his new trolly wife, and now I am hearing rumors that Camille might not be back for Season 3 of The Housewives of Beverly Hills. I was just starting to get used to her laughing through really awkward moments. Guess I will just have to listen to Brandi.

I'm A Queen On The Inside

I love that the head voice of Glee's Becky is Oscar winner Helen Mirren. Now let's play Freaky Friday and cast Becky as Cassandra in a remake of Caligula!

NeNe Leakes in Tampa!

Ms. NeNe from The Housewives Of Atlanta was sweet and lovely as she posed for some pics with loyal fans after a late meeting. Don't hate, haters! Bloop! Bloop! Bloop!

Does Anyone Else Miss Stacey?

With classic lines such as "Edna's scramblin' like scrambled eggs on a hot skillet." and "All y'all gonna go to hell with gasoline drawls on!", Survivor: South Pacific just isn't the same without the sassy mortician from Pennsylvania. And now we've lost Christine too? What up, yo? I guess I'll get my crazy fix in the next hour with America's Next Top Model.

Don't Cross Jessica Lange's Constance On American Horror Story!

"If you don't behave, you go to the bad girl closet!"

I can't wait to see what Constance will be up to next. I thought I was going to do a story about the new bitches on TV (including Phoebe Tonkin from The Secret Circle and Madeleine Stowe and Emily VanCamp from Revenge), but Jessica Lange is making them look tame in comparison. Thank God for the new bad girls. Sometimes being a bitch is all a woman has to hold onto.